so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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