Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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