I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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