I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
