No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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