remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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