What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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