do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can't turn off my feet"
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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