Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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