I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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