I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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