i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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