Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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