it's not cheating when I paid for it
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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