New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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