3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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