I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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