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worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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