What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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