Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Randomize
