DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She bit a glass in half.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
