What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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