I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Vodka?
Forever.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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