He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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