I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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