Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He shit in the fireplace
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
