my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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