I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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