So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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