You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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