in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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