Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
