Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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