can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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