her vagine was all disorganized.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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