1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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