So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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