If i come over, it means nothing
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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