Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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