At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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