The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I got her a Nickelback box set.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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