Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I know her cup size but not her name....
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