you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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