I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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