a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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