Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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