? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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