So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
