Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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