Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
