You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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