if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you mean i was at the winter classic?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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