did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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