Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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