one might say we're banned from that church
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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