I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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