i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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